It’s true. I love watching my kids (I just need a break every once in a while from the craziness to recharge and go back to being a patient mama). I love cooking. I even love paying the bills. But oh how I hate cleaning.
Every day I look around the house and say to myself, “What needs to be done today?”
EVERYTHING.
It’s the job that never ends. When my kids ask me why they have to make their bed because it will just get messy again, THEY HAVE A POINT. In fact, why do I have to make MY bed? Can’t I just read or something?
I think cleaning is dead dull. To be honest, it’s more interesting to stare at my wall than to clean – which is what I do most of the time that I’m trying to psyche myself up to get some vacuuming done or something.
This is something I’ve been working on. Obviously I will end up living in a pig sty if I don’t work on my cleaning skills. And I do enjoy a clean house. I just loathe the process it takes to get there. Since I can’t live in Downton Abbey and have a housekeeper and a staff of maids, I came up with something to make cleaning more enjoyable.
A checklist.
I LOVE lists. A lot. I make them all the time.
“There is nothing more wonderful than a list, instrument of wondrous hypotyposis.”
– Umberto Eco, The Name of the Rose
I printed off a cleaning checklist I found on Pinterest and it’s changed my life. Now, cleaning is DONE. When I check all the little boxes for the day, cleaning is officially done no matter what my house looks like. And when I was consistent with the checklist my house almost looked like it really was run by Mrs. Hughes. I’m sure she’d frown at how dusty my place is, but still…

“O, heavens, girl. You’re building a fire, not inventing it.” — Mrs. Hughes to Daisy, Downton Abbey S1E1.
I still think cleaning is dull, but I’m going to try to listen to music or audiobooks to help with that. Keep my mind occupied while I clean the bathroom. Again.
Anyway. Since I’m going to move in one week, I wanted to put pictures on my blog of what my soon-to-be old apartment really looked like. A woman in church yesterday made the comment that she stopped reading blogs because she was comparing her life to everyone’s highlight reel. This blog is not a highlight reel of my life. I want to be as realistic and honest as I can about my life and include the gritty things, too. So this is what my house looks like more or less everyday. I took these pictures on January 24 before we started packing.
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Look I made my bed! So what if there’s clutter all over the floor.
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There are a lot of things on that bookcase that are not books.
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My mirror looks so clean.
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Either we have too many blankets or this closet is too small.
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Look more random crap on the floor.
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BOOM. Fun went off in this room.
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There are even toys on the stairs.
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The living room/play room.
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Legos hurt when you step on them.
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It takes 2 loads of dishes every day in our puny dishwasher to get all the dishes clean.
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I’m really not going to miss my pantry/laundry room/utility room AT ALL.
I’m under no delusion that my new house will be magically cleaner, but my gosh I hope there won’t be toys in every single room since we will have a loft.